Life revolves around nasi lemak (boobs)

One thing that I am glad about myself is my lack of ‘women’s rights’ fire. I never give a hoot about women fighting for their rights, wanting equal rights, demanding justice in the name of women etc etc. I am very outspoken alright. In Hokkien, people call it ‘seh moh’ or hairy, as in being anal retentive about some issues.

But I usually stay away from  fighting for my sistahs. You know why? ‘Cos it is futile. It is useless to demand for more respect, more places in parliament etc because the women themselves are the ones sabotaging the whole ideas.

Do you see how many girls are willing to throw themselves on cars? I mean, those cold hard, metal, dead, rigid cars with flirty short skirt and skimpy barebacks?

Get the picture anot? While we have women’s groups fighting and clenching fists asking for equal rights, the other 90% are short-selling themselves. So, what’s the point?
Don’t believe? Just open the newspapers each day and I can tell you that 2/3 of the pages are filled with breast augmentation/enlargement lah!, hair removal, slimming, vagina restoration (ok, this one you don’t see on the papers but people are coming to my parenting blog search for it).

I guess history will never change, not from the first time  when man and woman were made, not ever.  Life revolves around nasi lemak.

Research has proven that nasi lemak is a powerful tool too.  It makes men vulnerable and not able to make good decisions.

‘Vulnerable’

The men’s performance in the tests showed those who had been exposed to the “sexual cues” were more likely to accept an unfair offer than those who were not.

The men’s testosterone levels were also tested – by comparing the length of the men’s index finger compared to their ring finger.

If the ring finger is longest, it indicates a high testosterone level.

The researchers found that men in the study who had the highest levels performed worst in the test, and suggest that is because they are particularly sensitive to sexual images.

Dr Siegfried DeWitte, one of the researchers who worked on the study, said: “We like to think we are all rational beings, but our research suggests … that people with high testosterone levels are very vulnerable to sexual cues.

“If there are no cues around, they behave normally.

“But if they see sexual images they become impulsive.” (source)

(In case anyone do not know what nasi lemak is, it is those packet of rice wrapped in banana leaves in the first photo.  The twin peaks.   )

Do you want two packets of nasi lemak?