Fengshui craps : So sue me

I just added a new category to this blog call Fengshui craps.  Well, fengshui existed for thousands of years and probably is as old as the Bible.  So, though I do not subscribe to the new age fengshui of sucking money for every little changes, I do abide by some of the age-old ideas.

Certainly, you wouldn’t want to live in a T junction with the main road facing your main door?  And neither will you gamble with bad fengshui ideas like  staying near graveyards?

Well, today we will look at the significance of the cock.  Without having to tell you, cocks are pretty flirty animal.  Cocks will screw every hens they can get their claws on.  Other than scratching for worms, they chase females.
The next time you go to those Chinese pottery shops or those selling antique mother-of-pearl furnitures, look out for these cocks made from rattan and real cocks’ feathers.   If you are not too embarassed to ask, the shopkeeper may tell you some sexual secrets of the ancient Chinese kingdom.

Hahaha….it is believed that when we place a cock in the bedroom, it will get the male active, as in ‘chio’ like a proud cockerel.  So, ladies, if you do accidentally placed a cock painting, figurine, your kids painting, toys or anything like that and you have a husband sleeping in that room, throw out the cock NOW!  NOW! NOW!  But if you are a mom with a bachelor son who has no inclination to find a wife and give you grandkids, go get one cock, a very pompous one and place them in your son’s room.  And bachelors and other itchy species of the male may want to try out if this fengshui tip works.

That’s the fengshui craps for today from Lilian, too.