I love this piece written by a guy and thought every married man, attached guy and women should read.

Is there ever a right time to tell your wife her bottom is getting fat? Is it safe, if you do it in a joking, affectionate way, to tell your girlfriend that her thighs seem to have grown ever so slightly wobblier than they were when first you met?

The answer to both of these questions is, of course, never. Never, ever, ever. Not if you say it in a loving way; not if you say it in the spirit of constructive criticism; not if actually the exact opposite has happened and you’re just being ironic; not if you’ve just taken her shopping on Bruton Street and you think you have earned yourself a Get out of Jail Free card; not even if she has canvassed your opinion and has specifically asked you to be totally honest. Not even then. In fact, especially not then.

The reason a man should never say these things is that a woman will take it badly. Trust me, I know. I’ve been living with one of them — a beautifully slender, not remotely porky one, obviously — for nearly 15 years, and never once have I been able to discuss her body shape in even the vaguest and most delicate terms without landing myself in the deepest doo-doo.

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Oh, there’s someone who always tell me I am fat and get away with it. My kids. Well, not really. I will tell them , “Oh shaddap, it is all your fault. Each one of you.”