Ah Pek went to have his eyesight checked. At the optical shop, he entered the eye testing room and the young man switched on the chart with the alphabets. The young man pointed to the letter “F” and Ah Pek said “K”. The young man said “F” you see “K”.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Vampire went to God and requested that he be turned to be like angels – pure white, with wings and still suck blood. God said that was easy – Zoom and he became a sanitary pad and his name was changed to Kotex!!!!!!!
