I got this from an email forward from a very prim and proper Christian friend. Because it is from her, I didn’t immediately get the joke until I read the last line. So, I hope you will find this funny too.

A woman went into a tattoo parlour and request
the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of
a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini
line. She also wants him to put
“Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo
with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.
As the woman was getting dressed to leave,
the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you
tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your
thighs?”

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“I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”