I look like a witch now

I definitely get one single zit every month.  Never mind that I am way past puberty, childbearing age and on my way to menopause.  I still get a zit days before my period.

But the shitty thing is, this month’s zit choose to grow on my nose.  Right in the middle.  Now I look like a witch.  You know…those horrible hair, crooked nose and a zit on the nose.  The only thing I am missing is a broom.