Toyboys

I just came to the sad realisation that I am now old enough to own toyboys.  I have outgrown the age to have sugar daddies because sugar daddies are old enough to be just my partners.  Then, again it is a milestone in life, isn’t it?  With sugar daddies, you get only money.  With toyboys, you get sex and much more.

So, shall I make a toast on my birthday this Friday that I have achieved another milestone in life?  Just like when we are old enough to have a boyfriend, old enough to have sex legally and old enough to have one night stand, I shall celebrate that I am old enough to have toyboys.

But sigh…I am too poor to own one so I shall just wallow in self-pity.