Nothing.  Except lots of calories and lots of pee.  A little dehydrated.

That’s what it did for me.  It is the boring mooncake festival.  I bought lanterns, lots of them but I forgot the candles.  So, kids cannot burn the lantern.  Therefore, what do we do?

I try to get drunk on groundnuts Ngan Yin and a bottle of Chardonnay and nothing happens.  Chey, wasted the money.

Happy mooncake festival and may you find a wife with skin as rough as mandarin orange.  Oh wait, this is not Chap Goh Meh, it is another festival.  Blek, who cares lah.

 

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