Yikes! I need a last minute vacation

My little island is so packed with tourists, life is hell here. Just now, it took me 25 minutes to get home from church. On early Sunday mornings, all it takes is less than five minutes from my car park to the church car park. So, can you imagine how jammed my place is right now?

At times like this, I wish I have enough money to getaway from home and take a last minute vacation. However, not every travel agent has the flight, hotel and package we need when we book on the spot. So, if you are one of those last-minute vacation planner, try Branson Missouri because they have this package call Come to Branson Right Now.

Too bad Branson is way too far for me. Otherwise, I will be running away from my island, the jam, the crowd and the tourists who crammed my regular eating places and shopping malls.