I am going to need lapband soon

I have lost count of the number of meals I had today. I woke up early this morning because I had a nightmare. Sheesh…I cannot believe that I can get such silly nightmares. But I guess things do get to me sometimes and probably, my freaky dream is a way of telling me to face it.

Anyway, I had a big meal early in the morning and by the time my kids are awake, I was eating with them again. Then, we had lunch and then, tea….At the rate I am eating, I think I better go to find one of these experts in lapband to show me how to eat sparingly. Lap band site here has the complete tips for your journey into getting a lapband.

Of course, you know I am only joking, right? I don’t need lapband. I just need less companies and more time to be alone so that I don’t need to join everyone for their meals.