“Don’t rub it in!”

I can’t freaking believe that I was trapped in my own t-shirt! You see, we went to the beach and I attempted to change with only a sarong. After taking off my shirt, I wanted to slip into the shirt I borrowed from my son because I got splashed with the waves. However, I got stuck with only part of myself in the t-shirt which is a size too small. Wearing only a sarong and the danger of exposing the bra, I struggled and pulled and finally got the t-shirt on. However, it was too tight….Sheesh…

All my kids almost died of laughing due to the funny sight. Of course, there aren’t any people around other than my family cos we were hiding behind a huge rock. They keep reminding me, “Ma….we hate to rub it in but you are fat!” *&^%#@!! so what! I am so not gonna get myself those diet pills. Not yet. Wait until Christmas and New Year is over first. I want my turkey before worrying about getting fat.