Well, I don’t know if the sheriff is a guy or some woman like me. But I want the sheriff to be a man. It seems less scandalous to say I love a sheriff who is a man. Oh wait, is there a gender thing to this sheriff like how master female counterpart is mistress?

Anyway….the sheriff said he likes me work and gave me lot of them this morning. I was so happy to find the sheriff came by while I was sleeping and left me with 12 silver coins. With the 14 I did the other day, I am going to be rich.

That’s why I love the sheriff. I think I know how to make the sheriff happy and keep him dropping me silver coins…..I will put on my pretty petticoat and hope he comes by every week.

If you do not know what is sheriff and what is a silver coin, please don’t try to assume, ok?