With politics who need appetite suppressants?

Reading the news make my bile rise up to my throat these days. Things are going so digusting in the political arena. People do not seem to be human anymore.

With these sort of news, who needs appetite suppressants anymore, right? You can just get a copy of the daily newspapers, read it over breakfast and you do not even need to eat anymore. It is just sickening.

That’s why I now prefer to read online news because I can conveniently forget about them. With printed newspapers, if we have bought it, we somehow feel wasted if we didn’t flip through the pages.

Now you know the secret of staying thin. Read the papers daily.