I think I need emergency assistance

Not the financial kind or the insurance kind or medical kind of emergency assistance.

I need emergency assistance to get rid of a zit on my nose. It is so painful, so huge and red. I do not have anymore pimple cream or anti-acne formula. So do you know what I used?

I use toothpaste! I read on Cosmopolitan that models swear by it. The toothpaste is supposed to make the pimple dry up. So,I am going to sleep with a big dollop of toothpaste on my nose in a little while.