Niamah, this is happening like every other week. I do not know whether it is only limited to my island, my area or felt by the whole nation.

The net is so slow, can die. At one point, I cannot even log on to my Google account and my Flickr photos show a broken link. Then, Youtube video embedded on my blog needs plugin wor.

Blardy Streamyass can never provide even decent broadband service and yet, their farking advertisement promoting their combo package kept appearing everywhere. Don’t their stupid marketing department know that their idiotic technical department cannot cope with the load? Why the farking hell are they still promoting the combo when they cannot even provide decent 1Mbps service. Niamah, CCB, KNN you go die lah Streamyx.

I had taken two Ponstan today because of this nagging back ache that makes it hard to bend down. I know the stupid aunt flo is coming any day but must she make life so miserable for me, doh?

This is times when I wish I don’t need to deal with all these discomforts before period like backache, bloatedness, huge boobs (Ok, I welcome this actually) and roundish tummy (I hate this)

Aunt Flo, you better come soon or else I am going to rip off my womb and go for sex change and get a dick. Then I have licence to screw and justify it as my hu-MAN right.

I have not log on much to my MSN lately because I have a lot of things to do. During the day, I do not have time to concentrate on my work and when I finally log on, I have things to complete.

These few days, I can say that I have durian runtuh. But these CCB folks are damn demanding and I have to really concentrate on my work to please them because they are my paymaster. I have deadlines and I have to focus to make sure that my storyline is flowing in the way they want it. I have to make sure that there are no stupid grammar mistakes. It is not a five bucks things where I don’t ever need to hear from the paymaster. It is a lot of money and they have the right to make me their slave.

Sometimes, I log on to MSN accidentally because my son restarted my PC. So, these messages will come in.

If you are at the other end, you should know that I am not fully concentrating on the conversation when a reply of a ‘ya’ comes back like several seconds to minutes later. So, I will tell them straight, “I got something to complete”. My “something” is usually a life and death thing because I need to beat the clock or risk losing a few hundreds RM.

So, the other side will say ok. And I will think that they know and will get the message that I do not want to be disturb. But no……more messages will come in, over small things. Arrggh…I am so not going to log on until I have done all my three jobs.

Oh ya, this MSN window also the same. When I am typing a post or even typing a Word document, if a MSN window suddenly popped up, my typing will go to the window. That way, the other party may notice that I am writing a message so I cannot pretend to be invisible.

Blek. Time to continue with my shit story. Maybe I should make my tagline “I get paid to shit.” And I don’t mean crapping but really shitting.

Obviously a lot of people have not heard of Malaysian Dreamgirl tv which is a reality show online. Well, you didn’t miss much. For reality tv show, it lacks the oomph. Reality tv shows need to give us more bitch fights, more tears, more raw emotions and basically, push everything to the extreme.

We do not want to watch a bunch of girls going shopping, spa and other mundance stuffs on Malaysian Dreamgirl. We want to see them pushed to the limit and broke down in tears. Otherwise, why would we waste our time watching Malaysia Dreamgirls and their shopping spree? There are not enough skin exposed either so the guys do get bored as well.

I have posted about Malaysian Dreamgirl on my personal blog too and let’s see what the guys said about them.

Recently, I notice a lot of bloggers have abandoned their blogs because of the lack of income coming from blogging. I personally think that it is such a waste to let go of a perfectly good blog. I don’t see why they should neglect their blogs just because there are less income from these?

If I am them, I will use the time available to improve their blogs. Sometimes, we cannot just look at our blog as money maker but rather, an extension of ourselves. It is suppose to be our self-expression platform and not just blogs to make money writing about things like insurance, gambling, drug rehab, loans or etc. Each time, I have to write something in that line, I always bring up stories about my relatives or my personal experiences.

Therefore, one should keep maintaining their blogs because part of their lives are recorded there.

It has been one long, bitchy morning for me because some out-laws apparently think my hubby prints money and opens a bank that doesn’t charge interest or need payback. This person now got into deep trouble and couldn’t solve it and are getting another out-law to go around, asking for loan. This is not just any couple of hundred bucks or even thousands. It is in the six digit figure.

That’s the problem with getting married. Whether you bargain for it or not, you are going to get a bunch of relatives who take for granted that your spouse will be around to feed them. That’s why I said good in-laws are very hard to find, just like rare gold coins. Rare gold coins are worth a lot of money, give us security, provides a bright future and they are much treasured.

If I really have so much money, I will invest in rare gold coins than to lend it to some relative who cannot handle their own money.

I want to get hold of the photo of Kristen Dupre aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre whom New York Govt. Eliot Spitzer paid $4,300 to get her service. Is Kristen Dupre studded with diamonds and covered with gold dust? Why did Eliot Spitzer paid that amount of money for her service? I am not talking about a monthly fee but an hour fee. I am also curious did Eliot Spitzer only need an hour with her or he needs that much longer to get his dick working?

Seriously, what pissed me is watching his video confession. His wife stood by his side while he admitted that he has done them wrong. Typical male politicians who momentarily lost their ‘head’ and reasoning and then, still have their wives standing by them. It happened to Bill Clinton. It happened to Chua Soi Lek. Now, it is repeating on Eliot Spitzer and Kristen Dupre. Sex scandals are such hot topics and we are lucky men never stop getting themselves in trouble. This way, we have plenty of things to gossip and write, no?

Do you have a photo of Kristen Dupre? Is she the one in that huge glass? That’s quite a hot chic. No wonder Eliot Spitzer lost his job over that piece of meat.