A  lot of people search for this mysterious question.  Does a woman prefer to see a female stripping or a male stripping?  I mean straight woman who prefers men.  Do they find it more thrilling to see another woman strip or do they prefer to see a man doing that?

If you ask me, I will say I prefer to see a woman.  You know why?  Because with a man, there is only one piece of clothing.  With a woman, there are two.  So, if I am paying, I will want double than single.

I don’t think this belongs to a beauty category. More like jokes. You see, my two sons, 15 years and 11 years old are crazy about dying their hair. First they tried blonde. One bottle of hair dye is more than enough for them because their hair is short. So, there was half a bottle of blonde colour.

The first time, they were afraid and washed off the color before it sets in.

Then, yesterday we went out shopping and they saw aqua silver and want to try dying again. So, they do it today and another half bottle was leftover.

Not wanting to waste the dye which probably has over $10 worth of hair dye, I dyed my hairs both times. Now, I have light brown hair, and thank goodness it is not silver. Otherwise, I will look like Marie Antoinette with silver hair.

Do you know what is the four Bs?

Bang jio

Bang sai

Bang phui

and

Bang kang

That’s the joke in “I follow law”

And CC

means Cover Ca-chng

If you have not watch the movie, you should. It never fails to make me laugh till stomachache. Even my kids find it funny and we have watched it three times already. Can you imagine a whole family rolling on the floor, laughing our asses off over one movie from Singapore?

I normally sleep till 11 am. Now, I am used to having hubby at home and I no longer care if he is awake like the lark at 8 am. I will continue my sleep, so he has to get used to it. Otherwise, I can die because I sleep at 3 am as I only get to seriously concentrate on my work between the hours of 00:00 to 03:00. Chey, looks so official with the time format.

But I got a dream this morning and someone HOI me and woke me up with a jerk. So, I got up at 9 am. Logged on and what do you know? Plenty of money waiting for me! Woohoo! I got 25. 25 what? Cannot tell you but I am going to be so busy in the next 48 hours, now left 42 hour. 25 freaking ones! Yay!

Boleh mati, but worth it. It will keep me out of trouble. When I am too free, I will either go stir shit or fark up my blog template or even worst, server side. So, if I keep busy with the 25, I will not ka ka cau cau anyone, including my webmaster.

Nice..I just finished 14 last night while watching DVD so this 25 will not be a problem. I just need to bring the laptop to the living room and watch more DVDs. It is a no brainer job, just crap whatever I see on DVD and kaching, kaching, kaching.

Jeles leh?

Bwahahaha….it is a new term I learn.

No, I am not talking about big, red crabs with roe.

I am not thinking of fishes swimming in the sea.

I am not referring to yummy prawns.

Nor seacucumbers.

But something else. Seafood is an apt description for people like those. The kind who got no taste. Bwahahaha.

And have I just wrote 63 words just on seafoods?

I have lost count of the number of meals I had today. I woke up early this morning because I had a nightmare. Sheesh…I cannot believe that I can get such silly nightmares. But I guess things do get to me sometimes and probably, my freaky dream is a way of telling me to face it.

Anyway, I had a big meal early in the morning and by the time my kids are awake, I was eating with them again. Then, we had lunch and then, tea….At the rate I am eating, I think I better go to find one of these experts in lapband to show me how to eat sparingly. Lap band site here has the complete tips for your journey into getting a lapband.

Of course, you know I am only joking, right? I don’t need lapband. I just need less companies and more time to be alone so that I don’t need to join everyone for their meals.

Long ago before I was even married, I discovered that every man has a soft spot for something else other than me. It annoyed me a lot initially because the boyfriend will lovingly, adoringly and gives his time to this other ‘woman’. It is none other than his car. He has to buy the best polish, the softest polishing cloth or just some small accessories for the car. Back then, he couldn’t afford the more expensive ones like those truck accessories.

So he made do with cheaper ones as we only owned a cheap car. I thought that soon he will got tired of it but no…..it is like a diseases. From smaller cars to SUV, that passion doesn’t change. It may be a different ride but it is always the same kind of dedication. Rain or shine, he has to give time to the car.

I am sure he will go nuts if I show him this set which sells practically everything. There are many things that will be very interesting for those guys who love their cars, SUVs or trucks. The site supplies almost everything a car needs from toolboxes to decorative items and also novelty items that I have not seen before. So, tell your guy friends about the site and I am sure they will appreciate your thought in showing them the link.